1 quart Chocolate chocolate chip ice

Cream 3/4 cup Chocolate syrup

1 liter Club soda

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lg Spoon 4 Tall glasses Straws Iced tea spoons Let ice cream sit at room temperature unti lit is easy to scoop.

Spoon ice cream into glasses until it is aboiut halfway full. Pour or squeeze about 3 tablespoons chocolate syrup into each glass.

Slowly fill almost to the top with club soda and stir well with a spoon. Serve with a straw and tall spoon for excavating those luscious brown lumps. Serves 4 sewage slurpers.

Sicko serving suggestion: To make this slop especially discusting, plop an unwrapped tootsie roll into each glass.

From the Book: Gross Grub by Cheryl Porter Random House ISBN 0-679-86693-0 Shared by Carolyn Shaw 10-95